SUNNY SIDE

Sing chorus between each knock knock joke.

Stay on the sunny side, Always on
the sunny side, Stay on the sunny
side of life. You'll feel no pain
as we drive you insane, If you'll
stay on the sunny side of life.

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Dwain.
Dwain who?
Dwain the bathtub I'm dwowning.

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Tick.
Tick who?
Tick 'em up I' a tongue-tied wobber

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Chesterfield.
Chesterfield my leg and I had to
slap him.

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Pink Panther.
Pink Panther who?
Pink Panther not my thtyle.

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Abraham Lincoln.
Abraham Lincoln who?
Don't you know who Abraham Lincoln was?

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
George Washington.
George Washington who?
You really don't know much, do you?

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Urinalysis.
Urinalysis who?
You're in Alice's Restaurant.

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ether.
Ether who?
Ether bunny.

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Nother.
Nother who?
Nother ether bunny.

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Stella.
Stella who?
Stella nother ether bunny.

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Consumption.
Consumption who?
Consumption be done about all these ether bunnies.

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Cargo beep beep and run over all the ether bunnies.

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, ether bunny be back next year.

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me.

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Stella.
Stella who?
Stella nother mosquito bit me.

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Andy.
Andy who?
Andy nother mosquito bit me.

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Consumption.
Consumption who?
Consumption be done about all these mosquitoes?

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald Who?
Oswald my gum.

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Sara.
Sara Who?
Sara doctor in the house?

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Adolph.
Adolph who?
Adolph ball hit me in the mouth and that's why I talk this way.

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys Friday.

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad its almost over?

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the end.